Fwd: Insults and Putdowns for everyday use

["Narayan Swaminathan" <nswaminathan@socal.rr.com>]

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear"
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "defeat"
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "surrender"
In fact he doesn't know the meaning of most words,
that is why I bought him a dictionary.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of 
thousands of others